Google Translate Isn't Good at Lyrics to an Irish Song, either, but It Kinda Got the Gist

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[Page 1]

You're traveling around the country and you're in Peru.

You hear someone talking in the distance and you know it's you.'

So you sit back and think about the community.

And before you know it, you're in the Irish wine market.

[Like a tree]

One is in Honolulu, the other in Moscow.

Two are in Sydney and two in Kathmandu.

There are certain things you can do when you are stressed.

You can find Irish restaurants almost anywhere in the world.

[Part 2]

The rules are simple and the results are the same.

You need a Houghton knife to play.

But once you're inside, you know you're in the middle of Irish wine.

Because someone is trying to kill Christie. The wall.

[Source]

One is in Honolulu, the other in Moscow.

Two of them are in Sydney and a few are in Kathmandu.

Music or not, there is always something to see.

The image of Ireland is ubiquitous throughout the world.

[Chapter 1]

The king is Norwegian, a programmer from Cork.

“Only the rich have it,” the salesman said.

He was born and brought up in Bolton, but his mother was from Kildare.

But he quickly found a life in Clare County.

[Miscellaneous]

One in Honolulu, the other in Moscow.

Two were in Sydney and a few were in Kathmandu.

Music or not, there is always something to see.

The image of Ireland is ubiquitous throughout the world.

[Observation].

[Chapter 1]

Now I have to go, I have to find a boat.

We get him on board, we give him wind and water.

Do it, or you have to pay.

We will say goodbye next week at Frankfurt Arena.

[Like a tree]

One in Honolulu, the other in Moscow.

Two in Sydney and a few in Kathmandu.

Whether you walk or swim is up to you.

Because everywhere in the world there is an Irish pub.

[Like a tree]

One in Honolulu, the other in Moscow.

Two in Sydney and a few in Kathmandu.

Whether there is music or not is up to you.

Because everywhere in the world there is an Irish pub.

No matter where you are in the world, there's an Irish pub.

Here's the original:

The Irish Pub Song

[Verse 1]

Well, you're walkin' through a city street, you could be in Peru

And you hear a distant calling and you know it's meant for you

Then you drop what you were doing and you join the merry mob

And before you know just where you are, you're in an Irish pub

[Chorus]

They've got one in Honolulu, they've got one in Moscow too

They got four of them in Sydney and a couple in Kathmandu

So whether you sing or pull a pint you'll always have a job

'Cause wherever you go around the world you'll find an Irish pub

[Verse 2]

Now that design is fairly simple and it usually works the same

You'll have 'Razor Houghton' scoring in the Ireland - England game

And you know you're in an Irish pub the minute you're in the door

For a couple of boys with bodhrans will be murdering Christy Moore

[Chorus]

They've got one in Honolulu, they've got one in Moscow too

They got four of them in Sydney and a couple in Kathmandu

So whether you sing or pull a pint you'll always have a job

'Cause wherever you go around the world you'll find an Irish pub

[Verse 3]

Now the owner is Norwegian and the manager comes from Cork

And the lad that's holding up the bar says 'Only Eejits Work'

He was born and bred in Bolton but his mammy's from Kildare

And he's going to make his fortune soon and move to County Clare

[Chorus]

They've got one in Honolulu, they've got one in Moscow too

They got four of them in Sydney and a couple in Kathmandu

So whether you sing or pull a pint, you'll always have a job

'Cause wherever you go around the world you'll find an Irish pub

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 4]

Now it's time for me to go, I have to catch me train

So I'll leave ye sitting at the bar and face the wind and rain

But I'll have that pint you owe me, if I'm not gone on the dry

When we meet next week in Frankford in the fields of Athenry

[Chorus]

They've got one in Honolulu, they've got one in Moscow too

They got four of them in Sydney and a couple in Kathmandu

So whether you sing or pull a pint you'll always have a job

'Cause wherever you go around the world you'll find an Irish pub

[Chorus]

They've got one in Honolulu, they've got one in Moscow too

They got four of them in Sydney and a couple in Kathmandu

So whether you sing or pull a pint you'll always have a job

'Cause wherever you go around the world you'll find an Irish pub

Wherever you go around the world you'll find an Irish pub